Imveliso nganye ikhethwe ngokuzimeleyo ngumhleli (othe phithi).Into oyithengayo ngamakhonkco ethu inokusifumanela ikhomishini.
Ukuba ufana nathi, unokufuna ukwazi ukuba yintoni abantu abadumileyo bongeza kwiinqwelo zabo zokuthenga.Hayi iibrootshi zeJAR kunye nezitulo zikaLouis XV, kodwa isitshizi seenwele kunye neebrashi zamazinyo zombane.Oku kukwindla, uHasan Minhaj ebexakekile: umboniso wakhe ohlekisayo eyedwa The King's Jester waqala kule veki, kwaye kutshanje usebenzisane noMadewell ekwindla ka-2021. ubhaka, kunye ne-ayisikrimu eyamenza waziva “njengexhego”.
Ndayifumana ngo-2008, xa ndandisenomsebenzi wemihla ngemihla.Uyazi ukuba mingaphi iminyaka edlulileyo xa wawuthenga i-sweatshirt, wawunokuthi, "Kulungile, kufuneka ndithenge entsha?"Kodwa kwangaxeshanye, uyazibuza ukuba kuya kuba kuhle.Oku kunjalo.Ndifuna ukukunqwenelela amathamsanqa kwaye ndiza kuqhubeka ndiyisebenzisa kude kube ukuqhekeka okungezantsi kwaye andikwazi kuphinda ndiyisebenzise.Ibisoloko ibuya nam kwihlabathi liphela-indlela engaphantsi komhlaba yaseNew York, kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya samazwe ngamazwe, lonke uhambo oluya eYurophu, eIndiya, eAsia, kunye naseMzantsi Afrika.Abantu bayandibuza, "Kutheni ungathengi into ephezulu okanye esefashonini?"Ndiyavuma ukuba ndiyiqwalasele.UJason Sudeikis unalo bhaka, ndicinga ukuba ukhangeleka upholile.Luthwathwa kwaye lulunge kakhulu.Kodwa xa ndayikhululayo ndazama ukuhambahamba, ndathi, “Hayi.”Yonke into ibiya kujinga kuloo nto kuba inamacandelo ambalwa kakhulu.Ikhangeleka ipholile, kodwa ayisebenzi.Ndimalunga nomsebenzi.Kodwa ndifuna oku kuphela kuba inenani eligqibeleleyo lamagumbi.Ilingana yonke into, kodwa ngendlela elungelelanisiweyo.Andifuni ukuba zonke izinto zam zikhululeke kwaye zijinga kubhaka wam.Kufana neeovaroli: abantu bangazithiya, kodwa zimbalwa izinto ezisebenzayo njengeovalolo.
Oku kuhle kakhulu.[Umfazi wam] Umzala kaBina wamthengela ngosuku lwethu lomtshato.Ndithe xa ndingena kwigumbi labo elincinci lehotele, ndabona ukuba le kit igcwele yonke into anokuyidinga uBina ngosuku lomtshato wakhe.Kukho iTylenol, i-lint roller, izinto ezininzi.Inazo zonke ezi pokotho mini ezahlukeneyo.Ndacinga ukuba kutheni ndingasebenzisi into enje?Ndihambe ndiphethe ezi khithi zikaDopp zincinci zinobubhanxa.Abanamahluli.Yonke into idityanisiwe nje.Andinakuze ndikhangele macala onke kule khithi yezixhobo.Thembeka: Kutheni unganazo ezinye iiwallet kunye neebhegi ezinje ngakumbi, ngakumbi ii wallets zamanenekazi?Uphosa into ngaphakathi kwaye iyanyamalala ngonaphakade.Kodwa ngale nto, ndiyazi apho yonke into ikhoyo kuba ndiyayibona.Ilungelelaniswe kakhulu.
Njengama-Asiya amaninzi, ndineenwele ezimnyama ezithe nkqo.Xa ndomisa iinwele zam ngaphandle kweshawari, ziya kulala tyaba kwaye zibukeke ngathi zisikwe okwesitya.Iqondo lobushushu kunxweme olusempuma liye laba lasendle kakhulu, ngoko ke lenza iinwele zam zibe mdaka.Ipomade yodongwe kaBaxter ingqindilili kangangokuba ndingayihlikihla ngezandla ndiyibeke ezinweleni zam, kwaye izonamathela ngendlela endifuna ngayo.Ayibengezeli kakhulu okanye inamafutha;inokugqiba okucocekileyo kakhulu.Kwaye akufuneki ndibeke izinto ezininzi ezinweleni zam, kuba incinci ingayenza.Iqela le-makeup yeDaily Show yaqala yazisa le mveliso kum.Ndingumntu odumileyo obeba iimveliso zabo.Ewe, hayi—andizibi mna ngokwam.Kodwa xa ndishiya umboniso okanye iprojekthi, ngobubele ndiya kubuza: “Heyi, ndingaboleka le nto?”Phantse basoloko besithi, “Kutheni ungayamkeli nje?”Ndiya kuyamkela ngovuyo.
Ndandicheba iinwele zam rhoqo emva kweeveki ezimbini.Mna nomlungisi wam weenwele sinobudlelwane obuhle.Abantu balwela abachebi eNew York.Abanye abachebi banqwenelwa ngabantu, kwaye unokulinda ixesha elide ukwenza idinga kunye nabo okanye ube ngumthengi oqhelekileyo.Uye waqinisekisa ukuba iinwele zam kunye neendevu zilingana kakhulu kwaye zikhangeleka zibukhali.Kodwa xa ndifuna ukucheba iindevu zam, ngakumbi endleleni, ndisebenzisa esi sichebi ukuzicheba ngokwam.Iindevu zam zimnyama kwaye zingqindilili, ngoko kufuneka ndizichebe xa zikhula.Esi silungisi sithembeke kakhulu.Kodwa ndiyisebenzisa kuphela kwigumbi lokuhlambela ehotele.Mna nomfazi wam sisebenzisa igumbi lokuhlambela.Akukho nto imbi ngaphezu kokusika iinzipho okanye iindevu ezipheleleyo.Ndenze ihlaya kutshanje, enyanisweni: Ndiphatha amagumbi okuhlambela ehotele ngendlela efanayo naleyo iUnited States iphatha ngayo umgaqo-nkqubo wayo wangaphandle.Ndizongena kwibala endingaliqhelanga, ndimoshe, ndihambe, ingathi zange ibeyingxaki yam le.Uxolo, kodwa kwangaxeshanye, andixolanga ngokwenene.Ndacheba iinzipho zam apho.Ndicheba iindevu zam apho.Ndenza izinto endingasoze ndizenze edolophini yam kuba ndingafuni kumosha igumbi lam lokuhlambela.Ndimhlonipha kakhulu umfazi wam.Nabani na owenza ezi zinto kwindawo yokuhlambela ekwabelwana ngayo nesinye isiqingatha yi-monster.
Le yenye into endikhumbuza isebe le-makeup.Bandikhulise nyani.Ndibhidekile kakhulu.Ndachitha izinto ezimpahleni zam ngesidlo sasemini - ihempe emhlophe - kwaye ndaya kubo, ndinentloni, ngathi, "Uxolo ndikwenzile oku."Abazange bothuke.Bavele bakhupha iTide pen bayilungisa.Ndiyayibulela kakhulu.Ndiyigcina esandleni ngalo lonke ixesha.Ikufuphi nepeni kunye ne-highlighter kubhaka wam.
Yonke into yeofisi yam idlala indima ebaluleke kakhulu ebomini bam.Andazi ukuba bendiza kwenza ntoni ngaphandle kwayo yonke into.Akukho xinzelelo xa ndibhala kwi-yellow pad.Akunyanzelekanga ukuba ndibhale iinoveli okanye izincoko.Ingenziwa ngokulula ngokutyhila nje iphepha.Xa ndifuna ukubhala ingcamango ekhawulezayo, ndihamba nayo kwaye ndiyikhuphe, kungakhathaliseki ukuba yintoni endifuna ukuyikhumbula ngaloo mzuzu.Ndinencwadana, ke lo ngumbono nje.Ukuba ndihlala phantsi kwaye kufuneka ndiyibethe le mpembelelo ivele yandibetha-nje, i-bang, umbono wandibetha.Ndiyikhuphe ndayibhala phantsi, kuba ngubani owaziyo ukuba ndiza kuphinda ndibe nazo ezi mbono, okanye ukuba lo mbono uya kuba yinto.
Wow, ivakala ngathi iyaphambana, kodwa ndicela ube nomonde.Ke amanqaku am ancangathi enzelwe ukukhawuleza okukhulu, nanini na, naphi na izimvo.Ngokuqinisekileyo ndikhangeleka njenge-lunatic, kuba ndiya kukhupha amanqaku athunyelweyo epokothweni yam - ndiwafaka epokothweni yam ngepeni - ndiya kubhala kuphela iingcamango kwiipaki okanye kwiindawo zikawonkewonke okanye kwi-subways.Ndisebenzisa ezi nanini na xa ndinombono okhawulezayo wokukhumbula.Iphedi yam yezomthetho ingaphezulu malunga neengcinga ezifuna ukutyetyiswa, okanye izimvo endifuna ukubuyela kuzo.Ezi zizinto ezingenamsebenzi ngakumbi.Umzekelo, ndinenye apha ethi, "Nika uBina i-cappuccino", kwaye le ithi, "Phucula isenzo sesithathu."Ke kufuneka ndifumane i-cappuccino kwaye ndiphakamise izenzo eziNtathu zokuqala-umsebenzi obaluleke kakhulu.Ezi zezona zinto zam zixabisekileyo.Andidlali.
Olu lusiba olugqibeleleyo.Le peni yanele kubantu abasebenzayo kwaye inokuthengwa kuyo nayiphi na i-Staples, ngoko akuyomfuneko ukuba uye kwiivenkile ezizodwa eziphambeneyo eSwitzerland okanye eJapan ukuyithenga, kwaye iqhuba kwinqanaba eliphezulu kakhulu.Olu lusiba lweqela labasebenzi.Akuyi kuba shushu kakhulu, kwaye iya kuphelelwa yi-inki ngokukhawuleza okukhulu.Inetrafikhi eyaneleyo.Ingqindilili ngokwaneleyo ukuze ukwazi ukubhala ngokukhawuleza kwaye ucace kwaye kulula ukuyifunda.Ixabiso layo kukuba ndingathenga ezintlanu okanye ezilishumi ngexesha kwaye ungaziva ngathi ndiyachitha.Ndibhala phantsi yonke into.Ke, ndinosiba lwam lokuqaqambisa, ipeni yam yokuloba kunye nosiba lwam lokwenyani kwibhegi yam.
Ndandisebenza eOfisiMax ndisese high school.Ndibathengisile abashicileli.Ke mhlawumbi kungenxa yoko le nto ndikhethekile malunga nezixhobo zeofisi.Ngokoluvo lwam, abantu abangenalo uluvo oluqinileyo malunga nezinto zokubhala barhanela kakhulu.Xa kuziwa kwi-highlighter yam, ndinocalucalulo kakhulu.Kufuneka ibetyheli.Kwaye kufuneka ibe ngqindilili.Ndisebenzisa iSharp.Ukuba usebenzisa i-highlighter emnyama, umbala omnyama uya kwenza ukuba iphepha lingafundeki.Blue, eluhlaza, mfusa, akukho nto ingasetyenziswa.Ndigxininisa zonke iintlobo zezinto.Amanqaku am kuzo zonke iifom zephepha agqunywe ngeziphawuli zokuqaqambisa.Ndiya yidinga.Xa zisephepheni, zinokundinceda ndilungelelanise iingcinga zam.
Ukuba ngumntu omdala wenza okusemandleni akho kwindawo okuyo.Andikwazi ukutya ipakethe yeentlanzi zaseSweden njengoko bendiqhele ukwenza, ke ezi SmartSweets zindinika umoya wentlanzi waseSweden owaneleyo ukundenza ndizive ndonwabile.Azifani ncam.Andizuhlala apha ndikuxelele ukuba incasa ifana ncam.Kodwa basondelelene kakhulu.Iilekese esizityayo eMelika zimnandi kakhulu.Ukuba uya eYurophu okanye naphi na, i-candy ayimnandi kangako.Iisnacks zethu ezineswekile zisebenza kakhulu, ngoko ke kunzima ukuziphindaphinda ngendlela efanele wena ngcono.Benza ezi zibakala zisondele kwinto yokwenyani ukuba zichukumise.
Xa intombi yethu yazalwa, sayifumana le nto njengesipho.Esi sisipho esimangalisayo sekhefu lokuya kubeleka okanye lotata.Xa unomntwana, abantu baya kukunika zonke iintlobo zezinto, kodwa le nto ithi, "Heyi, ndiyazi ukuba unazo zonke iintlobo zezinto, kodwa bendicinga ngawe kwaye ndiyathemba ukuba uphilile."Xa ibonakala, iya kupakishwa kwesi sikhongozeli somkhenkce esomileyo.Uziva ngathi uvula ubuncwane obufihliweyo, kwaye uya kubona zonke ezi ncasa zimangalisayo.Ndiziva ndingumntwana.Wonke umntu uqokelelana etafileni ukuze abone okungaphakathi, abone zonke iincasa.Ngoku sithenga kuphela.I-almond crunch yenye yezinto endizithandayo.Xa ndiwathetha la mazwi ndiwakhwaza, ndiziva ngathi ndilixhego, kodwa ndiyithanda kakhulu.Xa ndandisengumntwana, ndandithanda irainbow sherbet, kodwa njengoko ndandisiya ndikhula, ndafumanisa ukuba yayiyinto ecekisekayo ngokwenene.Nam ndiziva ngolu hlobo ngo-Sunny Delight-Andikholelwa ukuba ndisele oko.Ukubiza iincasa ezifana ne-almond crunch njengoko i-ice cream flavour oyithandayo iyinxalenye yokukhula.
Ndiyathanda ukuhlela isitayile sam njengesitayile saseMelika esine-swag encinci, njengepere yeeteki ezipholileyo ezinejini kunye nenye okanye ezimbini ezithandwayo.Le yi sweatshi yemihla ngemihla kum.Ithambile kakhulu, ikhululekile kakhulu, kwaye ilunge kakhulu.Ndiyinxiba apha endlini.Ndiyinxiba xa ndisiya kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya.Ukuma kwayo kuhle kakhulu, kuba ayinzima kakhulu, ngoko ndiyibeke phantsi kwejacket yedenim.Ndikwathanda iithowuni zomhlaba kutshanje, kwaye ndiyayithanda i-fuchsia yayo.Ndicinga ukuba lo mbala undifanela kakuhle.
I-strategist ijolise ekuboneleleni ngeyona ngcebiso iluncedo kakhulu yeengcali zokuthenga kwindawo enkulu ye-e-commerce.Ezinye zezinto esiziphumeleleyo zamva nje ziquka olona nyango lulungileyo lwamaqhakuva, imithwalo eqengqelekayo, imiqamelo yokulala ecaleni, unyango lwendalo oluxhalabisayo kunye neetawuli zokuhlambela.Siza kuhlaziya ikhonkco xa kunokwenzeka, kodwa nceda uqaphele ukuba intengiselwano inokuphelelwa lixesha kwaye onke amaxabiso angatshintsha.
Imveliso nganye ikhethwe ngokuzimeleyo ngumhleli (othe phithi).Into oyithengayo ngamakhonkco ethu inokusifumanela ikhomishini.
Ixesha lokuposa: Oct-29-2021